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A GROUP of online trolls have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time, it has emerged.It has also been confirmed that many women do not lie around in their underpants while fondling a python. Wo-Meet is a new government initiative where sexually-vindictive internet obsessives can experience meeting a woman who is not in a browser window.
The Daily Mash - Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman
Seeded on Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:24 PM EST
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A spokesman said: "Internet misogyny is a cry for help.
"When a man posts something like 'my donkey dong iz gunna make Vorderman scream' what he means is 'I haven't seen a human female since school and I still have milk and biscuits at bedtime despite being 38'.
"Wo-Meet is a place where the socially-petrified men who use the net as a repository for such unpleasantness can spend 20 closely-monitored minutes talking to a woman who won't make fun of them."
Waynes Hayes, 29, who has boasted online about doing things to 'any whore bitch in the room' with his 'ten-inch @!$%# dagger' stuttered and looked at the floor throughout his meeting with Wo-meet volunteer Nikki Hollis.
He said: "At first I was scared because she was fully clothed and much bigger than monitor-size. But she was very nice.
"When I asked she said that Nikki was her proper name, not a made-up name for being in porn films. Apparently most women aren't even in porn films.
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#1 - Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:26 PM ESTIt has also been confirmed that many women do not lie around in their underpants while fondling a python
What?!? Say it isn't so;-)
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#4 - Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:07 AM ESTWhat?!? Say it isn't so;-)
It isn't so. Obviously they lie. Every woman has a python in her boudoir. Of course, that means all you fellas better know that means the snake in bed with her may not be your own.
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the snake in bed with her may not be your own.
I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
*crying with laughter*
:D
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lol :)
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#5 - Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:09 AM ESTWhy, Baron, does that post indicate you're laughing so hard you're speechless? If so, that's a first. I must find more seeds along this line.
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Pretty much. I always thought something like that may help. :)
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